We’re having the flat painted, thus two-week semi-hiatus, no worries, I’m probably still alive and thinking about horrible puns even if I don’t report regularly.
My Body Is A Cage - Arcade Fire
I think once you’ve thought about how a person sleeps, how they’d feel pressed up against your back, or your head on their chest, how compatible your bodies would be in the same space of a bed-
once you’ve thought about that, you’re fucked.
#[sharp inhale] #these are the times that try canon; seriously this is the point in time where i’m going to ignore agents of shield for THIS PRECISE REASON #the immediate decision to rebuild shield cheapens this turn so fucking much i dont CARE about what cap 2 does for your mediocre tv show #you cannot mistake this film for anything except what it is - a movie made in the 21st century when we’re moving#out of the immediate recent past; it couldn’t have been made at any other time other than now and to TEAR! AWAY! THAT MASK! #and show you that anyone and anything is capable of being /this/; that this rot can grow anywhere and that #we’re not as different as we like to think - is such a smart decision #it topples the status quo it is very decidedly moving forward and goddammit this show had to go and ruin it #man fuck it fuck it so hard fuck it to hell (ilvalentinos)
#mal flawless as per usual#shield was toxic because it was hydra but shield was ALSO toxic because it was shield#BECAUSE SHIELD AS AN ORGANIZATION WAS ROTTEN FROM DAY ONE#you cannot ‘rebuild shield from the ground up’ because shield and hydra WERE ALWAYS TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN#those helicarriers were not horrific BECAUSE hydra was in control of them#they were horrific because TO HAVE THAT KIND OF WEAPON IS INHERENTLY IMMORAL AND TYRANNICAL#because shield is not an organization of good men! it is an organization of perfect soldiers!#any organization like shield would have become rotten and corrupt and ultimately evil#whether! or! not! it! had! nazis!#the nazis were not the REASON that shield was evil#they were a DEMONSTRATION of JUST HOW EVIL SHIELD WAS CAPABLE OF BEING#this movie’s politics were the smartest politics#please marvel don’t take this away from me#america’s imaginary friends (via swanjolras)
#yeah. YEAH.#THE POINT IS THAT SURVEILLING AND SIGNIFYING ANY HUMAN LIFE AS IMMEDIATELY WORTHY OF DESTRUCTION WITHOUT THEM DOING ANYTHING WRONG#IS NOT! A GOOD FOUNDATION! FOR A GOVERNMENT ORGANIZATION!#WE CANNOT PREDETERMINE HUMAN LIFE AS DISPOSABLE; WORTHY OF DESTRUCTION; PART OF A MASS OF OTHER THAT WILL DESTROY US#WE CANNOT CHARACTERIZE SOME HUMANS AS GRIEVABLE AND MOURNABLE AND OTHERS AS /NOT/#THE WHOLE POINT OF CAP 2 IS YOU CAN’T HAVE THE DRONES. BY HAVING THE DRONES; YOU HAVE EMBODIED THE IDEA THAT SOME HUMANS ARE MORE GRIEVABLE;#RECOGNIZABLE; WORTHY OF CARE#YOU CAN’T HAVE THE DRONES AND EXPECT THE ORGANIZATION TO STILL BE ‘GOOD’#YOU CAN’T HAVE THE DRONES! (bropunzeling)
Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums
1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it
#all of this but expressed only in looks and sighs#words are for the weak
That’s the instrumental version.
you guys need to hear this
Hammerfall - Any means necessary
Portrait of a Lady by Gabriel Metsu, 1667 (detail)
Stromae - “Alors On Danse”
French people used to play this so loudly the neighbours sometimes called the police on us. Fun times…
MBTI in Fiction: INFJs seek meaning and connection in ideas, relationships, and material possessions. They want to understand what motivates people and are insightful about others. INFJS develop a clear vision about how best to serve the common good, and are organized and decisive in implementing that vision. (x)
…Or. But 2/3 times it ends
badly in J.
MBTI in Fiction: INFPs are idealistic and loyal to their values and to people who are important to them. They are curious, quick to see possibilities, and can be catalysts for implementing ideas. They seek to understand people and to help them fulfill their potential, and are adaptable, flexible, and accepting unless a value is threatened. (x)
1. Mitsoura - Ederlezi 2. Band of Skulls - Patterns 3. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Red eyes and tears 4. Armchair Cynics - Bang bang 5. Arctic Monkeys - Don’t sit down ‘cause I’ve moved your chair 6. The Clash - London calling 7. Angus and Julia Stone - Big jet plane 8. Amanda Palmer - Runs in the family 9. Danilo Neve - Vampires in the attic 10. Incubus - Black heart inertia 11. Sam Cooke - Lost and lookin’ 12. Phillip Phillips - Volcano 13. Regina Spektor - How 14. The Lumineers - Stubborn love 15. Diamond Rngs - It’s not my party 16. The Black Keys - Ten cent pistol 17. Nico Vega - Bang Bang (My baby shot me down) 18. Ladyhawke - My delirium 19. Fuck Buttons - Sweet love for planet Erath 20. voXXclub - Rock mi
Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn’ Ambar-metta.
Eng.: Out of the Great Sea to Middle-earth I am come. In this place I will abide, and my heirs, unto the ending of the world.