I cough like I married a Tyrell, my eyes water and itch as if smoke from Thangorodrim got to them (and they vaguely look like a gigantic flaming vagina), head aches like I threatened the Khal’s wife, and I definitely feel like I want to crawl under the biggest fucking mountain I can find and stay there forever. (Alternatively, wander clean-aired seashores until I pass out of memory.)
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fun fact: in germany if you’re a neo nazi or own nazi regalia they arrest the absolute fuck out of you
fun fact: guess what we should do in america
They actually arrest and fine the fuck out of you if you so much as stretch out your arm and shout “Heil Hitler!” so don’t do that in Germany (I have known British people to actually throw that in the face of people I knew when we were in the UK. Try not to do it in Germany, please. It will get you strange looks and possibly also an arrest and a fine). Sometimes, I am glad about our lawmakers…
Germany is one of the best examples for collective self-guilttripping on a national level and having put highly effective education as well as written and unwritten rules in place to prevent right-extremist behaviour - yet there are still people who make Nazi jokes at each and every German-speaking individual (including but not limited to Swiss
sounding nothing like Germans, Austrian Jews, ex-Habsburg Monarchy citizens with a vaguely Germanic ethnic background who were actually deported into German territory by Communist authorities after WWII because of collective guilt charges) they come across…
mindenki megdugná emma watsont
brit tudósokszegedi bölcsészek kimutatták…
Tipikus “life goals or wife goals” eset.
because you’re a lannister: probably the contents of tywin’s ipod.
the rains of castamere - the national | rains of castamere - malukah | the rains of castamere - karliene | the rains of castamere (dronelife cover) - irisarri | the rains of castamere (red wedding edition) (cover) - dan becker | the rains of castamere - major revan | the rains of castamere - alannamatty | father figure - george michael
Your laughter is light, your caress deep,
Your cold kisses love the harm they do;
Your eyes-blue lotus waves
And the water lilies are less pure than your face..
You flee, a fluid parting,
Your hair falls in gentle tangles;
Your voice-a treacherous tide;
Your arms-supple reeds.
Long river reeds, their embrace
Enlaces, chokes, strangles savagely,
Deep in the waves, an agony
Extinguished in a night drift.
Out of context motivational Joffrey
#40. Do not have more than two redheaded characters or people will think you’re up to something. #66. Time your writing schedule to coincide with the different phases of the moon. #75. Write as if you’ve been possessed by a demon but like a nice demon. #79. Never kill a dog in your book. The dogs will know. #101. Write to displease whatever god you believe in. #102. Believe in monsters.
Tolkien, my man, is #40 the reason for what happened to Ambarussa and your son just did not get the memo?
Then again, Weasleys.
they say dress for the job you want
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
As in, “there should be a Captain in me somewhere”?
Sis: Beren is a boy or a girl?
Sis: so Lúthien is the girl. Can we call them Bernie and Lucy? It’s easier to understand.
*read the part of Thingol*
Sis: he’s the father of Lucy right? But he wants a jewel like Thranduil! Can we call him Thranduil?
And so on in the end we have
Celegorm and Curufin= the evil brothers
Morgoth= the boss of Sauron
And the whole story is actually called “Lucy in the sky with diamonds”